Day Eighty-Three: Quote Time

Since I don't really feel like writing an entry for today, I am going to put a portion of my funny quote book for you guys to enjoy. :3

"Does that jacket have big shoulder pads in it or are you smuggling cantelopes
in there?"
-Clinton Kelly

"We're not talking about tassels on your tatas!"
-Stacy London

"I'm not going to friend her though, she'd report me to...the Internet."
-Tammy

"It's like, 'oh my God I'm so wild! I sucked down a yogurt! I'm like an animal
in the middle of the store! I did it while no one was looking!'"
-Mom

Blake (to Lanie): Oh I thought you said something about your next boyfriend.
Katie: I did. I was just teasing her though.
Blake: Oh because Idda holla'd at em for ya.

"Oh my God I'm so bad at telling stories...oh here we go...there once was a
seal...I knew him from my work."
-Lanie

Conversation That Ensued in the Gynecologist's Waiting Room:
Lanie: What color cats do you like?
Katie: Ummmm...I like himalayans.
Lanie: That's not a color.
Katie: Yes it is, actually...it's cream colored with a black face and paws.
Lanie: I hate you. Mom, what color cats do you like?
Mom: Uhh, I like gray cats, and white cats with blue eyes... *rambles off list
of cat colors* OH! I like black and white cats! But it can't be black with
white, it has to be white with black! :3
Lanie: T.T
Katie: :D

"Eleven. ELEVEN!!!!"
-Mom

Katie: *throws pillow at mom*
Mom: *throws pillow at Katie*
Katie: Oh it's on! *lunges at mom and lays in her lap*
Lanie: Oh me too!! *throws herself on Katie*
Everyone: *screams bloody murder*
Katie: OH MY GOD! Lanie's body is assaulting me!!!

"Katie, get my weave and bring him on the porch."
-Mom

"Remember Katie, we have no money."
-Mom

"Now Naaman was the Hebrew word for Johnny Depp."
-Pastor Doug

"Hermainie? Hagit? Dumbledorff? The red head kid??"
-Dad trying to guess who dies in the 6th Harry Potter Movie.

"I love movies with talking animals!"
-Mom on the new movie "G-Force"

"You know you need to throw a garment away when it looks like you had explosive
diarrhea in it."
-Clinton Kelly

"No Katie, because I know that if I didn't tell her to pull up to the second
window she'd be like 'what!? They're not here!"'
-Lanie on Mom's incompetence in Fast Food Drive-Thrus

The Day Before Thanksgiving:
Katie: Lanie, are you still vegetarian?
Lanie: Umm not right now.

"We need like a mercenary squad. There are some designers...that we need to
knock on their door and be like, YOU'RE OUT."
-Stacy London

Katie: *picks up yellow gem stones in mom's candles and puts them to her eyes*
"Look mom, snake eyes"
(Few minutes go by)
"Oh I got a better one". *puts red gem stones to her eyes* VOLDEMORT!

"Well you know everything medium sized is like for a midgit...or an anorexic
person."
-mom

"What is this CRO-MAGNON skull? *pulls out dress with skull on it*"
-Stacy London

"The thing I love about BBQ is that it makes you feel like a Viking."
-Michael Symon

"You know. Every once in awhile you find a hamburger that walks the line between
burger and religious experience"
-Adam Richmond


Katie: Oh God please don't wipe your pits with the shirt you're getting ready to
put on.
Jude: Why not?
Katie: Because that's just wrong.
Jude: Ugh. WRONG Jude always WRONG!

Katie: Oh yeah good luck finding your toothbrush in this cyclone of a room.
Jude: *picks toothbrush off floor and shoves in his mouth*
Katie: *blinks* Well then.
Jude: Some people just thrive in this climate.
Katie: What climate?
Jude: *gyrates hips and dances in front of the mirror*
Katie: I've seen enough.

Jude: *belches*
Katie: Ew. From this moment on we are no longer dating.
Jude: What? I was parodying "The Grudge".

Jude: Do you think they'd give us a discount if we bought all the baked goods
and ate them?
Katie: No. But you can do that and get diabetes and die.
Jude: No seriously...
Katie: You can take my spot in hell for being gluttonous and diabetic.

Jude and Katie Making Cupcakes Having Just Watched "Hunchback of Notre Dame":

Jude: Here, just pour it in this way!
Katie: No!
Jude: why not!
Katie: Because you're WRONG!
Jude: WRONG JUDE WRONG! *starts singing* You are deformed...and you are ugly...

Katie: We don't have enough batter. That's going to be a small cupcake.
Jude: *starts singing* Someday this small cupcake may some how prove to be...of
use to meeeee"

On the car ride to Shreveport:

Dad parodying Destiny's Child's "Say My Name":
"Say mayonnaise! Say mayonnaise!"

"Ooh. Let's hit this bird."
-Dad

Lanie: We're going outside to burn this catalog.
Mom: Wait no!
Lanie: Bye.
Mom: Lanie. There once was a man...
*pause* who caught on fire...*pauses* and DIED! I knew him from my work.
Lanie: Ok we're going.
Mom: Wait! RICK! THE KIDS ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE!!

Katie: oh my dog
Jude: oh long Johnson
Katie: oh Don Piaaaaannnnoo
Jude: why eye eyes ya
Katie: All the live long day!